Purgatory With Pantagraphs

From the depths of commuter hell, comes Purgatory with Pentagraphs. These are the continuing stories of the brave souls who commute daily to Chicago on the South Shore electric train, and the muggles who are unfortunate enough to meet them.

EVERYONE STAY HOME!!!

So during the 3rd day of the Taste of Chicago, aka the worst commutes of the year, a man ended up getting shot and killed.

Man shot/killed at Taste

As a concerned commute I want to offer all muggles this advice. Stay home, do not go to Taste of Chicago. Be safe, your life is precious. Why risk it?

Signed,

Your friendly blogger, who likes his quiet train.

1 Comments:

  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger RarelyQuiet said…

    Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not piss off the commuters :)

     

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