Purgatory With Pantagraphs

From the depths of commuter hell, comes Purgatory with Pentagraphs. These are the continuing stories of the brave souls who commute daily to Chicago on the South Shore electric train, and the muggles who are unfortunate enough to meet them.

Clip show time!!!

When there is complete and utter lack of entertainment on the train, that can only mean one thing... CLIP SHOW TIME!!!

Here are all of the updates for those of you who have been wondering

-The Muggle Ticker sits at 19 after Jay Fox's flight from the seats earlier this week.

-The latest search engine hits include "Bill O'Dea Chicago", "graphs on people who are out in the sun and get cancer from it" and "Ott-Haverstock"

-The Gorditas are still fat and annoying, and eating everything in sight.

-The Freak of the Weak is a toss up between two sets of Muggles, one was a father and daughter with 6 pieces of luggage who were determined to keep a four seater for themselves and the grouchy old lady who was determined to take it from them. Many dirty looks and mutterings took place, but nothing entertaining happened.

-Chad has moved on to better things, taking care of the 3rd and 4th cars on the 4:01 train. All though they trust him to do his work, evidently he isn't important enough to have an offical South Shore shirt or hat, but I will say, his mom definately irons his plain white shirt up nicely.

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