Another new feature at Purgatory

Well as the regulars here know, we have lots of stupid contests, awards, and just other generally degrading material. To continue in Purgatory with Pantagraph's pround tradition of living at the expense of others, we announce a new award especially for, but definately not limited to, the muggles... It is the freak of the week award. This isn't for just the strange looking guy you sit next to, this is the complete nutjob who thinks scientology is true that the government is just covering up the truth. This isn't for the guy that hasn't showered in a week and has his Ipod turned up to 11, this is for the guy that thinks the pyramids were built by aliens and that Adam and Eve were just the first humans to be impregnated by the little green people from Alpah Centauri.

So now here comes the teaser... We already have an inagural Freak of the Week winner, we just have to get the story posted. Stay tuned.