Birthday Party SSPP style

11 people drinking
+ 42 beers
-12 Coors Light
-12 Miller Lite
-6 Icehouse
-6 Flavored Smirnov Ice
-6 Modelo
+ 1 hour 20 minutes
+ Giordano's left overs
+ pretzel rods& Sun Chips
= Birthday party South Shore style.

Yes it was the gala event of the week. Everyone who is anyone was there... The guest list included VIPs such as myself, Nerd (who the party was for), Part-TimeRider, SouthShoreRider, Larry, PurdueMike, DirtyOldHippie, Metro, HighMaintenceBitch, Clark, MsClark, JrClark, NDBill and someone else I can't remember (they probably weren't important anyway).

The party included everything you would expect from an event organzied by the SSPP (South Shore party posse) including sexual innuendos, crude jokes, loud talking, much irreverant hilarity, and offended muggles and commuters like. Granted the party didn't include the insanity of parties past, but then again, there was no Jack Daniels on ice, so it wasn't to be expected, but then again we did just fine on our own.

Nerd of course had her 3 beer bangout, and had to make sure to have a ride home arranged ahead of time. She also got her birthday treat of some polish dealy sweet thing, which I obviously can't remember the name of.

So in conclusion Happy Birthday to NerdnotMensa

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