Muggle Ticker--->16

Monday managed to bump the Magical Muggle Ticker up to 16 without a real fight. It wasn't one of the usual foul conversations that we use to drive off stray muggles who wonder into our realm of commuting. Many times it takes a special conversation to get people to move, including subjects such as masterbation and gay butt sex as seen in Brokeback Mountian, but Monday all it took was a conversation about Nerd's daughters birthday party to get an older woman to simply say

"I gotta get out"

In her best gravely 2 packs of Marlboro's a day voice.

On the search engine side of things, the two latest hits have come from searches on...

"OttHaverstock" (a funeral home in Michigan City)
and
"Graphs on people who are out in the sun and get cancer from it"

Searches on funeral homes and cancer, damn I like it better when we were attracting pervs vs all of these depressing people.