Gorging with the Gorditas!

As many of you know who have ever had the misfortune of sitting around the Gorditas well knows, two things are omni-present... Food, and the man-talk. Its always interesting to see 3 or 4 fat girls talking about men, wondering why they are having man problems, meanwhile stuffing their faces with bags off food that seemingly appear out of no where, and disappear into the great lard-open. Yesterday Part-Time Rider had the misfortune of drawing the short pixie-stick and being stuck with sitting with them. During the short time she was over there at least three distinct different types of candies were passed around, including fruit slices and atomic fireballs being positively identified. Now I like to snack on the train, but I also don't resemble Jabba the Hut and then wonder aloud why no one responds to my ads on internet dating sites either...