Happy Muggle Day!!!

OK you have the following situation...

-Crying Baby
-Kids using the seats as jungle gyms
-Gorditas standing in the aisles
-Someone saying "I shouldn't have to pay if I have to stand"
-A woman spending 15 minutes in the bathroom
-People stopping in the doorway to stand, when there are still people trying to get on the train, blocking everyone else from entering.
-Some stinky fat guys standing next to you
-Every seat taken, but muggles shoving through the SRO people in search of 4 seats together.

It must be a holiday train home! I swear it is as predictable as the tides, you will always have a solid mix of the above traits on the Friday before a holiday weekend. Lucky me, I got all of them in one day.